How to get ya "Medicine" ...

| Posted in , , | Posted on Saturday, January 09, 2010

I was flipping thru the two free newspapers in Tampa Bay, Creative Loafing and TBT, and I saw a shitload of ads for Pain Killers. (Off topic Edit 1 - my career is advertsing so I unknowingly read, absorb and pick apart designs, font usage, if images are blurry etc.. aka OCD type shit)

Now around my way Oxy, Roxys (generics) are big sellers on the street. People doctor-shop, jump from doctor to doctor with lame stories of pain to get them and sell for more on the street. But what if you did need your own supply. (Edit 2 - I don't use pills... ) Now with weed being decriminalized for medicinal purposes in some states. I'm pretty sure you can do the same thing the pill-poppers in Florida do, if you lived in Cali.

What I need to know is can I see a doctor in Cali, or another weed-friendly state... and get a script. Shieeeeet flying to Cali is cheaper than Amsterdam, they already nicknamed Oakland, Oaksterdam.

Things You May Need:
  1. Local weekly newspaper / Or the daily freebies C.L. or TBT
  2. Shady-ass Physicians
  3. Qualifying illness or a good story
  • Step 1 - Open the newspaper and look through the classified ads to find a physician who writes medical marijuana or pain pill prescriptions.
  • Step 2 - Make an appointment with a physician.
  • Step 3 - Describe your symptoms/illness. Conditions which, by law, can be treated with medical marijuana include AIDS (Edit 3 - never, ever tell anyone you have AIDS) , cancer, chronic pain, anorexia, glaucoma, and arthritis. If you don't suffer from any of these conditions, tell your physician that you sometimes get painful migraines and the only thing that works to alleviate your pain is marijuana.
  • Step 4 - If your physician doesn't write you a prescription, repeat the process with a different doctor.
  • Step 5 - WIN!
I don't condone doing anything illegal. You aren't breaking any laws, if its for personal use. If you don't need either of this stuff... just bump this Plies and Keri track. It's about another type of medicine.

Plies feat Keri Hilson - Medicine
I could be this certain shone's medicine, she said she had a cold/flu... but she's jokes.

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